What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 19.06.2025 07:20

Goldfinger
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
From Russia With Love
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Live and Let Die
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
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Dr No
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
Moonraker
Octopussy
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
You Only Live Twice
A View to a Kill
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
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The Man with the Golden Gun
-”She is very sexyful!”
-”Ah so!”
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-All the bad guys are black.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
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-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Diamonds Are Forever
-J W Pepper
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd